Well its been quite a while since my last blog.  Sorry about that.  So I thought today I should re-emerge with something that I think is funny. Rich agrees.  These quotes are from some of the funniest stories ever told in my career.  Classics all.  I am going to just list the quotes in no particular order.  Some still bring tears to my eyes.  1000 points for every one you guess the correct author.  "And away we go".....

1. I just need a smidge on my rear derailuir.

2. We got the wrong shit again.  How come everytime I order stuff its wrong.

3. That girl is so stupid, if it was her money she would pay better attention.

4. By the way, you are putting money on the gift card, not removing it.  That is why the balance is getting bigger, not because she is stupid.

5. Thats just 1 possible senario.

6. You just have to show up and do your job.

7. This is a Limited Edition thats why its not in the catalog.

8. Sell the GT PHIL!

9. You come down here I'm gonna hit you with a snow shovel.....BONG!

10. Its been a good year, your gonna get a nickle raise.

11. I haven't had a raise in 2 years.  Well what have you done for me lately?

12. I'm not your f#&^Ing dog, so don't thinkk you can kick me like I am.

13. I was just riding along..........

14. Are you gonna be a bitch all night?

15. Does that A-hole still own this store?

16. $150.00, I cost alot more than that Honey.

17. Where's the truck with the 20 in bikes in it?!!?

18. I can I some tea for my friend?

19. Meet our new employee.....he doesn't speak English.

20. Thats grreat, just answer me 1 question, Are you any F*#kin good?

21. I feel the need to slap something small and bald.

22. Hey do you think Tri Flow is flamable?

23. GGGGEt OOOOUT, yyyyooouuuu wwwwoork aat the oooothher sstttore.

24. All right heres where your gonna go......

25. Just goto Z&Z Hobbie and get some tape.  That tube is cosmetic, not structural.

Well thats it for now.  The names have been omitted to protect the guilty.  Some may not make sence to everyone, but everyone will get at least one.  I know I am LMAO, and Richie is rolling on the floor, with tears in his eyes.  Send me some of yours.   Bruce, that was funny, and a long time ago.