Welcome to the world Connor Jacob Summers!  Phil ( the tall guy who works with us part time) and his wife Sarah just had their 1st child.  His name is Connor and he was born on Friday, April 10th.   He was was 8lbs 10ozs and like 22" long.  His feet are already bigger than mine. LOL!  You guys need to teach Connor all you know about the world (shouldn't take long)......however, I think yoiu need to change your outlook on life and look at the glass 1/2 full instead of empty.  I think you should adopt 2 new rules as well, No ink or hardware.  I know I am living dangerously with that one, but trust me I know.  Also I have 2 songs for you to teach him:

1. Lynyrd Skynyrd, "Pure and Simple" from the album 1991  Sorry best I could find (I will send it to you)

                    http://www.lyricstime.com/lynyrd-skynyrd-pure-simple-lyrics.html

2. Knickleback, "If Today Was Your Last Day" from the album Dark Horse 

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3gAgIMuRs4

Conor, Uncle Ed and Aunt Wendy are here to fill in any gaps for you, no worries.    Congratulations Phil and Sarah.  Connor live long and prosper!